The Steve Garvey Workout Routine

Here we see Steve Garvey in action. He is right in the middle of his patented Steve Garvey Workout Routine. This was part of a 4 hour daily regimen to get ready for that days game. It started out with Steve waking up, then going to the orphanage and cooking the orphans breakfast. Then, he would arrive at the ball park where the hair preparation took place. Vidal Sassoon would arrive and personally begin the 1.5 hour ritual. First, Steve's hair is coated in a fine protective covering of hair spray. Next, a mold of his head (which was made during spriing training) would be worn to hold the hair in place. Once this was completed, it can be assured that no matter how much he sweats, Steve's hair would remain impeccably in place. Next he would go out on the field for some light stretching. Then he would invite more children on the field for a game of catch. Finally, the game itself. Later, Steve would pick up the best looking blonde stewardess/TV anchor woman/TV commercial actress/or nearest runway model and father a child out of wedlock. He did this routine for 19 seasons and it almost got him into the hall of fame.