Before 1981, the name Eichelberger held little meaning. Was it the name of a German general? Was it the new smokey chipolte hamburger from Applebees? But since 1981, the name Eichelberger has been synonymous with giant facial hair. Sure, some civil war generals had tried the bushy mutton chop/fu manchu mustache combo with little success. Sure, they would look intimidating on the battelfield, but they looked silly in normal life. It wasn't until Juan so deftly paired the brown and orange polyester combination that the "Eichelberger" look became complete. Often, Juan would entertain the ladies in the Eichelberger bachelor pad which had zebra patterned bean bag chairs and thick shag carpeting.
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